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Do glasses ruin sex for those who wear them?

November 28, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

 

Do people who wear glasses take them off while having sex?  To set the record straight I wear contacts and haven’t owned a pair of glasses since I was like 10.  I was just thinking about this the other day as I was watching this girl do a presentation for my company and about once every minute she would do that obligatory push my glasses back onto my face move that we have all seen people do.  I’ve got to imagine that would become a real hassle during sex.  You’ve got to imagine the glasses are moving all over the persons face.  And what if they are sweaty?  Forget it.  It is just bad news, unless you are wearing Rex Specs.  But let’s face it, if you are still wearing Rex Specs chances are you haven’t had sex in a long long time, if ever.  There is a reason why it is rare for people to wear glasses in porn, unless it is part of some costume.  And even then you know the glasses are crappy because they are usually thrown off immediately before the real action starts.  But here is the thing, glasses are pretty expensive and the friends I have are very protective of their lenses.  So the thought of them throwing their glasses off in the heat of passion doesn’t really jive with my understanding of how people who wear glasses truly value their eye pieces.  They don’t want to risk bending the frames, having one of the lenses fall out, etc.  And I don’t blame them because I know glasses are expensive.

So then what?  No spontaneity, heat of the moment stuff if you have glasses?  It seems like it to me.  After all, you have to think about where you place your glasses.  You can’t just throw them on the floor or some piece of furniture because those are technically in the field of play if you know what I mean.  So then it seems like it has to be somewhat of a well thought out process of removing your glasses, placing them somewhere that you know will avoid exposing them damage, all the while trying to maintain some semblance of normalcy in your sex life.  I think that is the real reason humans developed contact lenses and laser eye surgery.  Because let’s face it, covering your eyes with some sort of plastic material or blasting it with a laser sounds pretty dumb.  But as we have learned time and again, people will do just about anything if it involves sex.  So if you have bad eyesight, aren’t wild about getting a laser aimed at your eyes, and you are too much of a baby to touch your eyes while using contacts, then you are stuck with glasses.  Expensive, inconvenient, sex killing glasses.  Sounds tough.  I will stick with my plastic eye covers and laser beams.

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